Bunyips?

Melbourne Sexpo starts today and for the first time ever I’ll be attending as a visitor rather than as an exhibitor. No doubt it will feel strange to walk the maze of vibrators, lingerie and penis shaped novelties in anything else but lucite stilettos but I’m sure I’ll enjoy the experience. So will my feet.

Tomorrow I’m going on a magical mystery adventure with the lover to celebrate my birthday, which was on Tuesday. I’ve got no idea where we’re going but I hear there’s no phone or TV reception. There’s every possibility I may be eaten by a bunyip at some point over the weekend so, just in case, I’d like to take the chance to wish my wife Chelsea a super happy birthday for Thursday.

And for you, my friends? Please enjoy these free pictures of www.abbywinters.com girls Hannah C, Keilyn, Navah, Rachel S and Klaudia at OMG… so sexy! Here’s a teaser….

Hopefully I’ll get the chance to update tomorrow before we venture out into the wilderness but if not, have a great weekend and enjoy Sexpo!

Link Up!

Belle Du Jour Comes Out: Formerly anonymous author, sex worker and all round witty lady Belle Du Jour has revealed her identity to be that of  34 year old scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti. Good on ya! Read more at  Times Online, Newsweek and ABC News.

TXT For Free Condoms: That’s right, free condoms! Marie Stopes Australia is sending out free condoms, discretely packaged in a plain envelope, just in time for schoolies. To get your free condoms and read up on heaps of helpful safe sex info head on over to www.sextxt.org.au. And remember, if it’s not on, it’s not on.

Free Porn: Check out free pictures of beautiful blondes Charity, Wendy and Lisa T at OMG… so sexy!

M Is For Morning

Chelsea: Maybe I’ve discovered the cure for all girl depression. 1. Get a boyfriend. 2. Wear his sweatpants. 3. Drink carbonated beverages.

Chelsea: Unless the problem IS your boyfriend. Still an easy solution. 1. Dump your boyfriend. 2. Buy shoes. 3. Drink margaritas during the day.

Charlotte: Can I drink Margaritas during the day even if I don’t have boyfriend problems? Or any drink before the pm for that matter?

Chelsea: Only margaritas, mimosas and mojitos. Stick to the m’s (it’s for morning).

Heat Wave

We’re midway through the first heat wave of the summer. I’ve been doing my best to devise new ways to keep cool…

If you are so inclined you can click that little ‘Keep Reading’ tag and take an in depth look at my somewhat unorthodox methods.

Junk Food Review: Almond Crush Pocky

This is Almond Crush Pocky. Please excuse the bad picture quality, I was multi-tasking at the time:

 

Almond Crush Pocky was pretty good. The chocolate is slightly bitter, which I don’t usually like, but it really worked well with the tiny pieces of crushed almonds. The thickness of the coating was also quite satisfactory. I give Almond Crush Pocky a 6.5/10.

Jumping Through Hoops

Ok, so I didn’t jump though hoops in the www.abbywinters.com Hula Hooping Girls shoot (although my blonde friend Roxy may have been a circus seal in a past life!) but I did learn some sweet moves…

 

See all six of us practice our nude hooping moves at www.abbywinters.com. You should also pop on over to OMG… so sexy! for your handpicked Monday free porn fix.

 

 

Sticky Fingers

It’s a blistering hot Sunday and I can’t think of a better day for my newest www.ifeelmyself.com video, ’Sticky Fingers’, to be released…

 

 

To see the whole video, as well as countless others, head on over to www.ifeelmyself.com. You’ll even receive a 10% discount on your membership when you sign up via any of the links on this site!  And if your day hasn’t been hot enough do take the time to check out my handpicked porn selection for Sunday at OMG… so sexy! (although I can not be responsible for any overheating this may cause).

Spoon Wars

Lover: Clearly, I am the little spoon.

Me: Bullshit. You are a soup ladle.

Lover: No, you are mistaken. I am one of those dainty little souvenir spoons used only for special occasions.

Me: You are delusional! You are one of those giant Filipino wooden spoons.

Lover: Shut up.

I Like Big Butts!

The house is eerily quiet. The lover is at work, Viola is off shooting her first set for www.abbywinters.com, the housemate is making the most of Lady’s Day at the races and Jackson is sleeping rather than pacing about demanding attention. I kinda don’t know what to do with myself so am going to sloth about and eat crumpets in a bid to create a booty of astronomical proportions…

 

 

I’m kickin’ goals, I tell ya….

Oh, and if you’re slothing about too don’t forget to swing by OMG… so sexy! for your daily dose of free, handpicked porn.

And They’re Off & Racing….

Happy Melbourne Cup day!

 

Pssst, there’s more plastic pony perversions going on here… OMG… so sexy!